Synopsis
The father watching his child come into the world said nothing. He's a snake — specifically a black mamba — and somehow his kid turned out to be a baby bird. – I passed out and woke up as a baby bird. And as if that wasn't already a lot, "Who made my daughter cry? I'm going to wring their neck." "Don't say anything, I'll handle it. Every single one of them. It's definitely one of them." "Both of you settle down. Little sister has a sensitive stomach, so let's deal with this quietly out back." They're all way too…
