Synopsis
I figured I was the female lead. Win over my lifelong financial support, become his one true love, get married, pop out some kids. Have a son and call it a day — happily ever after, story closed.
That's just how these things go, right!?
What I didn't expect was getting stuck before I even made it past step one.
Because my meal ticket happens to be……
——A G-general, okay!!! _(:з」∠)_
This story also goes by the title, "Honk Honk Honk." (It does not.)
(T/N: referring to the famous Tang dynasty poem, "Ode to the Goose.")















