Synopsis
I drowned in a river one afternoon. Just like that. And the River God showed up, looked me over, and said: "Brave kid. You've earned a reward. Pick a mother — golden-haired, big-breasted elf, extreme yandere type, or black-haired, big-breasted human, sadistic tsundere type." Me: "Neither! I just want to reincarnate, you idiot!!" The River God nodded warmly: "Honest answer. I respect that. So you get both." Me: "Were you even listening to me?!"
