Synopsis
Who are you looking for?! The Dragon King?!
Ah, the supermarket has a sale on today. He ran off to grab the deals.
Erlang Shen?!
Word is there's a blind date set up, and if he doesn't show, his mother will cause a huge fuss. So you know how it is.
Taishang Laojun?!
He was selling medicine pellets through his online store and someone reported him. Nearly got hauled off to the station. Right now he's laying low and trying not to draw attention.
And who am I, you ask?! Oh, me? I'm Nuwa.
