Synopsis
Yun Tao the little Taotie wakes to find his abilities have gone sideways. Trapped in cub form, burdened with a sickly earth god for a guardian, and so empty-pocketed he can't scrape together a meal. Then comes a half-working system that lets him pull legendary figures from The Classic of Mountains and Seas (Shan Hai Jing) to staff an operation. His first summon? A UR-tier problem child—the infamous Tai Sui. Tai Sui glares hard. "Kid, why in the hells did you call me?" "To work at my restaurant," Yun Tao says, all sugary sweetness and wide eyes. Tai Sui curls…
