Synopsis
My roommate threw a pregnancy test in her cart just to hit the free shipping minimum. I gave her a little dig: "Hope you don't actually get a positive on that thing." "Yeah right!" she cracked up, "I haven't been with anyone my whole life!" Two hours later. She came flying out of the bathroom, grabbed me by the shoulders and started shaking: "Wait wait wait, tell me — do you see two lines on this?"














