Synopsis
"Why am I already giving birth the second I open my eyes?! And why are there two eggs?! Hold on — I'm a phoenix?! The kind of phoenix people swallow whole to extend their lifespan?! Am I about to get eaten?! Also, who exactly is the father of these eggs?!"
"My dear wife… er…"
"Back off! Don't come near me!" (boots a certain smelly man right off the bed)
