Synopsis
He was puzzled, so he asked, "I've got a car, a house, decent looks, and money. What exactly am I missing?"
She said, "Those are the things men use to attract mistresses. So tell me, which one of those counts as a good quality?"
Embarrassed, he thought it over. "I don't stray. I can cook, clean, make the bed, and go out with you whenever you want."
She sighed. "Fine. I suppose I'll take you, then."
A good man doesn't make the woman he loves fight off his mistress. He handles that himself.
