Synopsis
I am a princess. More specifically, I am a princess who everyone thinks is an idiot. Born inside the palace walls, my looks are about as striking as turnips left in a garden patch. No matter the season, my face stays blank, my eyes permanently glazed over. But I know things. What goes on in this palace — I know it. Her secrets. His secrets. All of theirs. I have been getting along just fine, living quietly and playing stupid, and I fully intend to keep doing exactly that until the very end. Grabbing your hand, dragging you with me.…
