Synopsis
What's it like dating a boyfriend who writes bestselling detective novels? When you annoy him a little, he'll look at you with total contempt and say, "Someone like you could only ever show up in my story as the body." When you annoy him a bit more, he ups it — "The next person who gets murdered in my book is going to share your name." When you really, truly push him over the edge, he tacks on the rest — "And that person will have been killed by an incredibly sick and deranged serial killer, in the most painful…
