Synopsis
Wu Qiao's only dream was to be a soldier. The genetic scan had other ideas: 99.5% chance of dragging a comrade, 99.5% chance of death, 99.5% chance of surrender, and a 0.01% chance of becoming a hero. The military academy turned him down. His family matched his genes for a partner instead — the only compatible match turned out to be a five-star general who, upon hearing it was him, sent back eight characters: that interstellar waste wood? Get out. Then Wu Qiao started slapping faces.
