Synopsis
Died a pretty awful death, woke up in a classic fantasy world. I wasn't looking to grind to the top with some rare hidden class or become the unbeatable underdog — none of that. All I wanted was a quiet patch of land and a slow life. But the world refused to cooperate. So I did what I had to do — stabbed good guys and bad guys in the back with complete impartiality, built myself a reputation as a thoroughly equal-opportunity villain, and finally got close enough to retirement that I could smell the fresh soil… "Master!" There he…
